he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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