You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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