well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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