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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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