During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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