Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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