So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Holy shit dude........stairs
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