hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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