The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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