It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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