Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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