I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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