theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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