Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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