your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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