no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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