Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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