Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
where am i from again
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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