I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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