Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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