Im at strip club and am horny
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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