I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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