I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I wish I only lived at night.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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