dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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