the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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