found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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