sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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