you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Randomize
