I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Randomize
