so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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