Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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