im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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