turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
