did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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