I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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