It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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