At least make sure they are 18
Why
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Do vagina's smell?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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