i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Shame - the story of my life.
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