then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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