yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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