i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
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