we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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