Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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