I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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