so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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