in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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