i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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