matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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