problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
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