Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
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