was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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