Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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