At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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