the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
